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I had to admit coming around to this look. Before I never understood why some of my clients wanted their charges to have fake looking tits when they would technically be real. But after years in the bimbo business, I see the appeal now. A totally vapid

Ava Keading & Meagan OrtizThis was a totally surprising shoot for me. I had in no way, shape, or form any idea that these two would wind up shooting together, but they each picked each other out of potential partners. I had no idea that Meagan Ortiz

dacommissioner2k15: ck-blogs-stuff: TOTAL DRAMA ANNOUNCEMENT, EVERYONE!!! Ok, all they said that some of the characters from S1 will be returning in an all new continuation. I would say it’s definitely a new season, but we have to wait and see

fabulousandthick: Not sure if Kellie Kay has a personally tumblr (hope she does because I’d love her to see this). But she should totally get these kicks they are hella cute and would go perfect with her watermelon dress!!

dirrtycumrag: I had fun writing this one, but i am not sure i got the wording right. It’s kind of a hot fantasy, and there’s so much more i’d like to say about it. If this really happened to me, I would totally be moaning for more, and when they

contexxxt: Lisa would set him up with her friends, knowing full well they were total teases. The whole point, wasn’t to make him suffer, but instead to make sure he came home, wound up, hard, and wanting to cum. Then it was just a matter of waiting

kayadoodlesthings: Help I have work later but I cannot stop drawing and holy shit my handwriting is so bad anyway here’s the Wei trio gossiping because they would totally do that L - R: “The new pilot’s pretty good-looking.”“Heard

iguanamouth: rumpelstiltskln: kazekashi: Why in the second picture they have to be like 80% legs yeah why cant they be 100% legs? I’m tired of animon not giving what the public wants the new reboot looks incredible

Totally a fake, but if they were real, what a fun time that would be!

ilostthelighteragain: I love that my aunt helps out my mum with her milky tits in front of me and my sister. They say its ok since its not suppose to be sexy, but we see the horniness on their face. Why else would my mum get totally naked every time?

I bought pants to fit my waist (30”) but totally forgot that Neo’s pants are HELLA low. So I ordered a men’s cargo pants to fit my fat ass (42”) to try to fix it. I tried on the pants anyway at the low area they would sit for a lil’ laugh.

slimetony: itwashotwestayedinthewater: slimetony: I totally get that there would be a “racist old white guys who like guns” side of tumblr but if you had told me they were THIS old I would think you were fucking delusional how old are they

pyawakit said: You want to sell your stuff at my table? NAKAMA STICK TOGETHER OKAYyyy!I WOULD TOTALLY but they added a new rule this year that rejected artists can’t be added to approved artists’ tables :(( Thank you tho Py! Congrats! hamletmachine

hatterandahare replied to your post: Daycation, Tiger & Bunny (Kotetsu/Barnaby) I FEEL SO SPECIAL! and you swear. they totes woulda spied! I know they totally would BUT DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH LONGER THAT FIC WOULD HAVE BECOME IF THEY DID?!

youareabadger: “We’re always urging male stars on the red carpet to lean in and kiss, in a totally inappropriate “show us your tits” kind of way, but we have to say, if these two leaned in and kissed? We’re pretty sure Tumblr would crack in

lostinfic: I want Billie and David to be in a rom com, but they wouldn’t be the main characters (but they’d totally steal the show), they would be another couple trying to match the main characters. You know that annoyingly happy in love other couple

rainbowreverie21: pantskitton: spains-a-total-uke: When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know

sleighdirector: My password hints aren’t hints they’re taunts If my hint said that the password would actually be “easy”

deepredroom: #the world would be a better place if more people were like steve rogers I watched this film expecting a straight faced Team America, but I was totally won over and then won over again when they had him playing Captain America Fuck Yeah

Real talk though, I’m a total sap but the ending of Unfamiliar Familiar probably would’ve pissed me off too solely on the fact that Archemicarus turns into a human and it always bums me out to lose animal characters

everyone on that post is like “Pearl would totally beat Finn” but, like, it doesn’t have to be a fight. Why would they even be fighting? I don’t think Pearl would ever willingly fight a human unless they were a threat to the Earth or Steven (which

pantskitton: spains-a-total-uke: When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings

Totally look like he invaded that tight ass. I’ll be honest and say I would never go behind another male to fuck. But in this case I would. They both seem extremely clean and professional. I soooo want to stretch her out and seed her

winemom-culture: hootie-hooboy: fuckersupreme: they would never do this ok not Mickey probably but bugs bunny totally smokes weed. steamboat willie 100% smokes too as does sorcerers apprentice mickey I listen to the entire Mickey Mouse clubhouse

bogleech: What if you were friends with some weird alien and it didn’t wear any type of clothes and you just figured it didn’t come from a culture that wore clothes but then you finally visited its planet and they’re all totally dressed how would

bogleech: What if you were friends with some weird alien and it didn’t wear any type of clothes and you just figured it didn’t come from a culture that wore clothes but then you finally visited its planet and they’re all totally dressed how would

catchersintherye: my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’ no instead every few days i will tweet something he would totally say but he will never remember tweeting it slowly the slightly

somenerdygirl: pantskitton: spains-a-total-uke: When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know

georgedickham: have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re thinking

consulting-cannibal: something quick from just now! warming up a little. until the gag reel, i totally spaced that cas got hit with that rabid dog thing! i think i’d been asked how i hope this would pan out??? but i hope crowley gets out, gets the

bogleech: What if you were friends with some weird alien and it didn’t wear any type of clothes and you just figured it didn’t come from a culture that wore clothes but then you finally visited its planet and they’re all totally dressed how would

hekate1308: I didn’t want to think about it, but a Howl’s Moving Castle destiel au makes very much sense to me. Dean would totally be ready to give up his chance at life as long as it helped Sam succeed. Plus he’s a germaphobe, so I can see him

skullmagnet: So completely happy with my new nipple piercings. I think they are just too gorgeous not tp share with the world. The pain was so totally worth it! I spent all day freaking out about how much they would hurt, but the piercer really made

free-ottawe replied to your post: Rengar is much more attractive than a Yautja, so sure, would you fall in love with Rengar? But they totally got hold of Warwick, Renekton, and Nasus… It confuses me why they leave out the white lion-man with braids.

behind-a-wall-of-illusion: somenerdygirl: pantskitton: spains-a-total-uke: When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after

nolongerwaiting: alisayamin: I would totally say Victor is an idiot who hugged (kissed) Yuuri so hard until they both fell and slid on the ice rink but then I noticed that Victor cushioned Yuuri’s head before the fall so that Yuuri wouldn’t get

That would be this generation totally! Mocking and filming but never helping. They like to watch pain of others. Because it takes their pain away. That’s sad! No backbone but a jelly bone relishing in the pain of others to feel better about themselves!

omgbobby46: grooby-michael: Ava Keading & Meagan Ortiz - TGirls.Porn - 23rd February This was a totally surprising shoot for me. I had in no way, shape, or form any idea that these two would wind up shooting together, but they each picked each

YO, I fucking saw Fifth Harmony in Miami and that was honestly the best moment of my life. I had to drive for like over a day, with annoying people, and it rained the entire time but fuck it, they were perfect and I would honestly do it all over again.

ryangoslingofficial: bearglitch: ryangoslingofficial: bearglitch: slimetony: itwashotwestayedinthewater: slimetony: I totally get that there would be a “racist old white guys who like guns” side of tumblr but if you had told me they were THIS

japhers: I never actually totally considered having all of my existing illustrated characters in the same extended cinematic universe, but if they were all in the same universe I guess this would be the loose breakdown?you’d have the Formal Seasonal

bogleech: What if you were friends with some weird alien and it didn’t wear any type of clothes and you just figured it didn’t come from a culture that wore clothes but then you finally visited its planet and they’re all totally dressed how would

I really wish someone would at least every now and then refer to me with they/them pronouns, especially at work. All I ever get there is she/her which is totally okay but really, I want at least a little they/them too.But I feel like if I ask someone

bogleech: What if you were friends with some weird alien and it didn’t wear any type of clothes and you just figured it didn’t come from a culture that wore clothes but then you finally visited its planet and they’re all totally dressed how would

bogleech: What if you were friends with some weird alien and it didn’t wear any type of clothes and you just figured it didn’t come from a culture that wore clothes but then you finally visited its planet and they’re all totally dressed how would

microkittycosplay: I bought pants to fit my waist (30”) but totally forgot that Neo’s pants are HELLA low. So I ordered a men’s cargo pants to fit my fat ass (42”) to try to fix it. I tried on the pants anyway at the low area they would sit

atesan: …Summon? I get why they would want Sousuke, but why me, too?

luxiusmalfoy: percy weasley and oliver wood were in the same year and house at hogwarts, i don’t know why it’s taken me so long to realise this but oh god they would be so annoying to live with both total perfectionists but about different things

polymetalk:hotwifemywifeis:Things she never expected to say to his girlfriend, a person she never expected would ever exist, yet here they were. She wasn’t as into the whole sloppy post-fuck come games but his girlfriend totally was. Fine by her!

lyjerria: maci1974: lyjerria: lyjerria: it’s real funny to me how you literally never hear white men say they hate white women, you never hear hispanic men say they hate their women. but black men…. a totally different story. shit you would think

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shamblingcorporatepresence: abaikgirl replied to your post: I like this idea because then Dad Pines would play a bigger role in the show and that would be AWESOME!They TEASE his importance an awful lot??? But it’s in a totally subtle way and almost

aeritus: Well those are a bit old BUT have them because still love those kids and would die for themHad a total BLAST with this commission done for @space–dog thanks again so so so so much!also tis amazing how they actually fit the card, specially

luxiusmalfoy: percy weasley and oliver wood were in the same year and house at hogwarts, i don’t know why it’s taken me so long to realise this but oh god they would be so annoying to live with both total perfectionists but about different things

omfg :D Aaahhhhguhul; i totally would love to have bought this, but the store only offers their shirt designs for 24 hours, then they’re gone. How frustrating :I Artax nooooooo

the questioner asking them who would win in a fight between blake and weiss and kara saying they would probably say each other’s characters would win but then at the last minute “ -but weiss would win ;))))” she does know her character so well

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